Google Image Search: Word & Picture #

Here is how this works:
I put in a word into the Google image search.
I post the picture of the first thing that comes back.

Today's Word:
"hairy man"

Today's Picture:

Dear Kind Sir in the Photo,
Please wear longer shorts.
Sincerely, America.

A couple of notes about searching for "hairy man" on Google:
#1) Don't do it at work. Only bad things happen.
#2) Don't do it at home. Only bad things happen.
#3) Don't do it anywhere.

I will not be able to sleep tonight because of the things I have seen on Google image search. I kinda knew it was a bad idea when I typed "hairy man" in the Google search field. It turns out my gut was right. As awkward as the first thing is that comes up, the second image was horrifying. It was like seeing a creepy janitor passed out after a keg party. I can not un-see it.