Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Master Pancake - Jurassic Park

I am stoked to be working with the Master Pancake guys again. This time, they hired me to make fun of Jurassic Park. I'm excited. Megan is excited. PugPuggy is excited.


It is going to be hard for me to make fun of this movie because I love Steven Spielberg. I grew up watching the art that he & his co-workers made. I love me some E.T., I love me some Indiana Jones, I love me some Saving Private Ryan. My favorite Spielberg-directed movie: Schindler's List. I get emotional just typing the title of that movie. I really respect what he has done with his life.

The only thing worst than making fun of a Spielberg movie: NOT making fun of a Spielberg movie. The people in my life I love the most, I can also tease the most. Ask my sisters... I tormented them growing-up. But I love them. They're my homies.


My favorite actor in Jurassic Park: Jeff Goldblum. Seriously, the guy is "quirky"... and I mean "quirky" in the very best way.

I have a joke about Unix in the show. Holy crap, I am a geek. I am going to be the only one laughing at my Unix jokes. Screw it, I am doing it. Unix is my new Ronnie Milsap. Unix will be my comedic downfall... that, and the fact I'm not funny.

Please come see me in Jurassic Park. You can get tickets at the Alamo Drafthouse website.

3 comments:

anonymous said...

Gosh, this makes me wish I still did improv...i wanna be laura dern-pancake, but I can totally see you in a blonde wig...and getting tossed about in the bathroom scene and being that computer geek guy...all of it...but no pug in this, those dinosaurs would think she was the perfect size for a snack...

Chairman of the Beer Drinking Convention said...

Wow...The portrayals of your sisters are interesting. I'd like to direct you to a picture of my sister - http://www.blogonthecusp.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/81707_morgancusp2.jpg

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Jess said...

That's an outdated pic of me. Now I am pimping in a 16 horsepower motorized scooter with flames down the sides. Just sayin' bro.